Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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