i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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