Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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