the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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