About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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