How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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