the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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