6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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