yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
