doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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