His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's the barista slut.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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