im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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