Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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