He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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