Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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