I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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