I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
dude. I can hear the air.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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