Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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