Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
How many fucks given?
0.12846
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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