dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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