Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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