good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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