You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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