Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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