Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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