they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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