No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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