Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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