My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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