Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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