omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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