I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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