You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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