I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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