i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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