so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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