I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is Oprah even human
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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