Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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