I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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