Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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