idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I will be naked everywhere
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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