i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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