Hippo gnu deer
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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