Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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