We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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