Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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