That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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