The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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