youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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