if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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