I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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